PHOTOSHOP IS KEY TO DAD'S SUCCESS ON JDATE!

My Dad e-mailed me this picture from the Senior Olympics this past weekend. He won a gold, silver and bronze. 

In the e-mail he wrote: "Can you get rid of the guy standing behind me?" 

I thought he didn't want another guy in the picture. 

He called me about 20 minutes later, "Can't you get rid of the guy?"

"Dad," I said, "He's right behind you. I can't really Photoshop him out without cutting off your arm."

"Can you just put a big black square covering him?"

"Why do you want to get rid of him? What's the big deal?"

"Can you dye his hair black?" "WHAT?" "I don't wanna look like an 'ALTAKAKA' with all these old guys. Can you give him some black hair instead of gray?"

"Dad, is this for JDate?" "Yeah." "Dad, it's the Senior Olympics. Why don't you just say he's your father?"

"No, give him black hair."

"What about a mohawk?"

I just sent my Dad the picture below, obviously without the red box. I hope he gets a lot of ladies, and since he's only "50 years-old" in his profile, they should be flocking to him.

(I'm really not that good at Photoshop, and the guy's hair looks wicked black -- like he's almost missing a head. I'm sure it's fine for JDate.)